CLASSIFIED ARCHIVE ENTRY

The Green Order is an eco-radical faction that has historically positioned itself in opposition to the Drunken Pirates. Following their migration to a separate face of the world, they established a rigid societal structure dictated by extremist ecological mandates. Their administration governs the local populace, who arrived through prior migratory waves from Face 365A. They are noted for their authoritarian governance and supernatural purification rituals. Their primary objective remains a return to their original territories to seize control over the world's most vital resource: rum, a substance they acknowledge for its curative and healing properties.

History and Migration

Initially established as adversaries of the Drunken, the Green Order primarily vacated Face 365A to settle upon a separate face of the world, although they maintain a lingering influence over their former territory. This new region was already inhabited by descendants of progressive migratory waves from the original face. Upon their arrival, the Green Order seized power and instituted a rigid social order founded on radical ecological dogma.

Regulatory System and Lifestyle

The Green Order enforces draconian laws upon all inhabitants within their jurisdiction:

Weekly inspections are conducted by Green Order officials, including intrusive searches of private domiciles, to ensure absolute compliance. Violations of these edicts are punishable by imprisonment or summary execution.

Supernatural Abilities

Over time, the Green Order has cultivated supernatural capacities known as Purification Powers. One of their most devastating applications involves the transmutation of rum (the essential lifeblood of the Drunken Pirates) into water. Deprived of their vital elixir, the Drunken Pirates descend into profound distress, often resulting in self-termination.

Furthermore, certain members subjected to internal experimentation have acquired the capacity for photosynthesis, allowing them to bypass traditional biological sustenance.

The leadership of the Green Order has remained unchanged since its inception, as the Supreme Leader possesses the ability to "purify" his own biological decay, thereby effectively halting the aging process.

Current Objectives

The Green Order actively seeks the reconquest of Face 365A, their ancestral territory. Their primary ambition involves seizing absolute control over rum, a substance they recognize as possessing potent curative properties and significant power.

Leadership Lifestyle

Despite the forced ecological austerity imposed upon the general populace, the high-ranking leadership of the Green Order resides in extreme opulence on a secluded private island. There, they enjoy a luxurious existence characterized by significant environmental degradation, a blatant contradiction to the principles they violently enforce upon the rest of the world.


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